i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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