he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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