she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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