Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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