3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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