UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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