Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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