hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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