all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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