You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Randomize
