return my video game
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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