no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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