Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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