im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
