Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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