i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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