This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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