Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
areolas are like halos for boobs.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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