There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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