Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
we should paint friendship bongs
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