Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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