i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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