no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
