with your own penis?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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