I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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