he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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