It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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