are you still at the devil's house?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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