its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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