i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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