I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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