did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Randomize
