that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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