Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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