is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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