i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
