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ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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