where am i from again
Who did Billy Mays play for?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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