i just made my gag reflex go away.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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