i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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