Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you will always have a special place in my vag
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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