im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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