STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
