"it" just moved
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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