Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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