His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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