just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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