I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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