Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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