so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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