Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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