I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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