Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Are my feet made of real feet?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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