we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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