She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i barfeds in our rink
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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