Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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