The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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