Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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