The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm too high and old for this...
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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