i jhust puked up my retainher.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Mom said you looked used
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
