is your mom at the bar?
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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